Furry Doctor in Training

Sat there, listened to bullshit. Left

My hatred for women is flaring up again. Finally worked out again, and I began to think. I gotta stop doing that. I am depositing 1000 in the bank tomorrow, biggest employment check I have ever gotten. I think I am going to put a little of that into the “kyle wants a concealed handgun license” fund. I gotta get serious. Tomorrow entails another workout. I figure if I work out on days I am off, it won’t seem like a chore. Either way, each day I am on my feet, running around, and pushing myself. 

But women…oooooh! So dumb. The only redhead I have left was just a major cunt to me. I don’t like that. It’s almost comical. The girl is a fuck-up, cant finish a degree after she walked into college with a year under her belt, her jobs are pitiful, and she is pretty much fucking retarded. Got into dance, is a complete annoying faggot about it, and then claims she’s “Too busy to talk” whenever I just simply ask if she is doing alright. Not that I really give a shit, I just like to know if my annoyances have snuffed themselves out. 

I need to call my grandfather. It was a month ago that he had his new hardware installed.

A cute girl at work was asking me about where I lived, and was wanting me to be her roommate. What a bummer. Saving some money by being at home vs. Spending every cent to move out…

I am looking at Alaskan properties and jobs. SO pretty. I think I could do it. I would be such a white devil. I’d get all cozy with the tribes, love the cold, actually want to go outside, and I could sock away money…

So the lady that was being harassed, is about to receive nearly $500,000 from donations after being touched by her story.

I don’t often find people to be worth emulating, but reading her story really got to me.

The lady makes nothing, her salary is actually about the same as mine right now, she does it to keep active and be in the community. But, as usual, the little fucks that weren’t hit by cars when they were little thought it would be a great idea to threaten this senior citizen with death, mutilation, and other harmful acts. 

Her response it what got to me. Ms. Klein said she does not wish to pursue charges against the students.

What. The. Fuck. These kids were HORRID! SHe claimed she is “hard of hearing, and didn’t hear the insults”. Bullcrap. She is just an amazing lady, with more class than I will ever have. THis woman deserves to retire and get away from what I consider society’s greatest waste, children.

Gotta get down.

Normal day, air lifed someone because a cyst ruptured in the ED and they started filling up with blood.

Going to see Brave tomorrow with dad. Its so weird how we love those damn animated movies.

Its awkward to have a boner in scrubs. There is no hiding it

Gettin nekkid!

To shower…

Going to try and talk to someone tonight…they need someone.

Wow and fried rice. Bitchin. Tron watch…orgasmic.

Blood, red, apples, twig, chest, nipple, arch, string, orphan, runaway, mascara, guns, smile, teeth, sweet tooth, twisted metal, k, my name, my birthday, 23, feel old, nervous, class, 18 year olds, failure, dreams, med school, fun, money, cars, house, love, freedom, sex, blowjob, flowers, pearls

Bizarre fantasy time!

If I could be any pony, I would be Rarity. I would love to be able to get away being all proper and snooty. Doing that as a guy is just…dumb.

Drinking Applejack is so nice. Makes me warm, makes this day wrap up so well. The color of cider, the kick of scotch, but the smoothness of brandy. The light apple aftertaste like chewing on a blossom, or an appleseed. Perfumed by sunlight and nature.

The drink is not my addiction, the flavors are. I can smell the glass across the room. Apples. I think I will make a meal of them tomorrow. Fuji Apples. Chilled, sliced, the seeds chewn. Just that tad bit or arsenic ;). 

Half a cup of appleseeds can kill an adult human. I think it would be such an interesting way to go.

God I love apples. Of all the fruits, they are my favorite. The skin, the texture, the firmness, and their versatility.

Pretty much like it sounds.

I will be getting my watch tomorrow. Excellent.

Need to watch season 1 again. Finished HOTD…kinda sad. Prometheus needs to happen

Titles just get in the way. I feel weird. I am Oddly at peace right now, I am ready to seize this shit. Even stranger, I get next weekend off, too. I should really do something with that weekend. Fuck…still didnt get to Prometheus

The dude didn’t get into school, and has to petition just to get into community college.

Maybe if he wasn’t getting yanked around by his freak “girlfriend”, would set down the controller, and step away from his keyboard he might do better. THing about having an uncle that made “the big time” (his uncle doesn’t actually make a lot), and idolizing him is idolizing him in the right ways. His uncle was a mechanic, worked his ass off, that isn’t luck, that is work.

Stop drinking a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper a day, walk outside, get a job, move out of that room of yours. Even if for just 40 hours a week to make something more of yourself than just a hairy little ineptitude. 

The worst part are the lies. You said you were doing well in school, then I discover you dropped classes, and failed others. BASICS! Seriously? Basics…like history 101. How? Are you really that stupid? 

The thing about intelligence is that is worthless without application, especially practical uses. 

What remains as a complete and utter pattern of malignant growth is that of his parents. Divorced 4 YEARS AGO! And they still live together. Dude, I love you, but this isn’t healthy. You need to grow up. You need to be productive. You are depressed? Try doing something different, being stagnant is the best way to breed, culture, and otherwise fuel the malicious seeds of depression, angst, and uselessness. 

Everyday that I go to work, I dread it. I dread the asshole doctors, the feeling inept, the having to ask a million times how to spell Azithromyacin before getting it right, the going 12 hours without eating, the bullshit of my company…

BUT! Everyday that ends with me walking out of a hospital, in my scrubs, tired, hungry, and sometimes smelling like the patients I encounter, something amazing happens: I feel amazing. I feel like I am freed from something awful. I get to go wherever I want, eat something yummy, play WOW, jack off, text and annoy people, and drink. I buy the things I enjoy, I make money, I am productive. That chases away the shadows that would otherwise consume me and gently let me down onto a bed of nails, but pressing me into the points until I was so far gone, the happiness drained from me to such an extent that I could not get up and out. Work, productivity, action, all involve motion. 

Newton himself was the greatest psychologist without even knowing it. His laws of both Gravitation and Motion have set forth a precedent to which I believe all personalities and minds should be aware of. 

1. Gravitational-all things in the universe have a pull on one another. Every. Single. Thing. Pulls. Proportional to the object’s mass. So a person of great achievement, great mass, will pull on others more. A sedentary mass only gets jerked around by any and all other masses (people) that exist in the universe. I would prefer to have a stronger pull.

2. An object at rest will stay at rest unless acted upon by an unbalanced force, likewise with an object in motion(Inertia)-once sedentary, no person can bring themselves to motion without motivation, a push, from either their circumstances, or a friend. Maybe I need to be the unbalanced force more. The only issue with this proposition is the law, the fact, that me, with my momentum, could be slowed by the sedentary mass…

3. More force is required to move larger objects, less force is required to move lighter objects-This is puzzling. He is stout, but easily swayed. so if Force=Mass*Acceleration, and his current force is 0, due to his complete lack of forward momention and motion. My force, ironically, is also 0, due to the fact that I am not actually accelerating, just moving at a constant speed. BUT, due to the first law, my 0 force would actually have an effect due to the checks and balances of the laws of motion I and III

4. The cliche, For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction-this is where friendships break. I may be able to run headlong into the sedentary mass, and he may move, but the opposite reaction is a pushback, a retaliation. Question is, do I have the momentum to sacrifice? 

Naked at home, all night, all alone…which kinda sucks…but yay!

Weird side note, none of my usual redhead bothersome wretches have bothered me in at least 2 weeks. Did I do something good? One is an idiot that went back to a loser, the other…is showing a little bit of a jealous streak…and it kinda makes me feel a tad achieved. Oh! I forgot about a check I need to cash. That’ll be a nice little jingle in my pocket…book.

Pale moon sucks. It can’t make up its mind as to whether or not it wants to be hoppy or sweet. It’s like a woman.

My trash can is gross. 

I am sleeping with my .357 under the bed because I hate to be alone

I was pulled aside and complimented at work tonight by the most hated doctor in our system…it was weird.

I think tomorrow is chinese and wasted night, after prometheus

I finally had enough alcohol and sleep deprivation to let my mind wander. 

I could ruin so much shit in a single shift. I could document false diagnoses, prescribe incorrect meds, and completely ruin a doctor’s reputation with just a few strokes. Damn I hope my last day at work is a good one. 

Studying it. Learning things

1. Whiny,weak, bitchy little men are attractive
2. White panties are catnip
3. Bleeding noses=hot shit going on
4. There’s ALWAYS the punk girl, the kid, and the bimbo with some.clutch superpower
5. Wtf is up with boobs?
6. No one can have normal hair. Good.God.
7. All episodes have to end with a trademark gimmick
8. Transformations get fucking annoying quick (werewolves excluded)

More to come

There’s a pill for that