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July 2012

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Respect

Turns out being nice has perks

I’ve reached a level of respect and competence that now allows me to make changes and slightly influence patient care.

I treat the nurses, techs, docs, and housekeepers with a smile, a joke, a laugh, and a compliment. Now, I am able to make a case as to why a patient would do better with an ODT vs the standard tablet, why one patient should get more pain medicine.

I keep my ear to the ground, I collect information the doctors normally wouldn’t. It was crazy. A SANE actually was referred to me by the doc because he said I was most knowledgeable about a particular case.

I’m totally doing this to make myself feel good, because this job can often do the opposite.

Jul 30, 20121 note
I like to art.: Wow, all these people hating on Cats... → bearcuts.tumblr.com

bearcuts:

I understand a lot of people don’t like the musical, but I do. And I drew fanart of it. And I may do so more in the future because I love Cats a lot.

When you want to comment on my picture but didn’t really like the musical, you’re free to tell me you aren’t a fan if that’s the case, and then say…

That’s really crappy to hate on a new spin of something the artist had no hand in the original inception. I thought the piece was very well done, captured the feel of the character, and that complex coloring was very exquisite.

Jul 30, 20127 notes
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....(are you a real doctor....just wondering...)

I am not. RIght now, I am getting a lot of hands-on clinical experience to ensure my successful entry into medical school. I see patients with a physician, document everything, and get to see how emergency medicine functions :). But no, I am not a physician…yet

Jul 30, 2012

Patients: 18

Tragic: Guy required his toe amputated

Bizarre: 19 year old got carjacked, fought back and was shot at

Bullshit: Girl comes in, on crutches, says she sprained her ankle. We looked her up, she had just been seen 3 days prior, was given 30 norco…she made sure to have most of her tits showing, and her ass in some Daisy Dukes

Jul 29, 2012

Last night I saw 18 patients

Tragic: Witnessed miscarriage

Bizarre: A girl attempted suicide by swallowing batteries

Bullshit: Girl came in because a doorway pull-up bar fell on her head as she closed the door

Jul 29, 2012
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Boner

I has

Jul 28, 20121 note
Practice

Practice makes bitter

I never want to be these docs. They have no passion, no drive, all they look forward to is leaving. I must look a fool. Whenever its quiet and no new patients have arrived, I follow the nurses, I watch procedures. I even conduct some on myself. I learned how to use a new lance on my finger, and tested my own blood. That’s fuckin cool!

I have this radical notion that I will care about my patients, and take a genuine interest in their treatment. I have these wonky ideas for new therapies, and even exercises on how to gain a therapeutic relationship with someone brave enough to seek treatment.

I made a realization today: psychiatric patients that go into therapy, be it drug or talk, are the brightest and bravest patients outside of cancer patients. They feel something is wrong, they know themselves, they realize their current condition does not reflect their ideal self, and they have a goal, be it unstated or expressed, to reach for. Normalcy.

Now, as for the involontary emergency deyainment psych patients, they’re a different story. The former are strong, have a story, and seek to become well. The latter, well…they’re kinda like dessert as the others are the meat and potatoes. Awesome to behold, curious as to how the hell they got that way, and often are best taken in moderation, lest ye be saturated with interesting patients that detract attention away from the others.

Jul 28, 2012
Being an ass

I learned about myself today. I learned that I am able to not take a lot of shit. The second part of my shift involves changing docs, just so happens this doc is going through his 2nd divorce, losing his only object of his love, his kids, and he had a stomach virus. The man was miserable, and treated me like shit. So I decided to help him change his attitude. Instead of assisting him with labwork, past medical histories, and charting, I helped other people, made sure to laugh real loud and make others smile around him. He got the hint, and stopped being a cunt :)

Jul 28, 2012
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Lazy

I’m enjoying my little break, but.I worry I.haven’t achieved anything with it. Starting Thursday ill work 45 hours by Tuesday, and who knows after that, because we haven’t gotten our August schedule.

Jul 25, 2012
Jul 24, 2012349 notes
Find more things to love :3

Ya know, you’re right. What is the point of bitching all the time. Ya gotta appreciate more things to be happy. Maybe it’s a balancing act. Part of the problem is I really am a miserable person. I life food, booze, and guns, but that can’t be all I enjoy. I need to make more friends, take more risks. I have been given opportunities at every stage of life to both succeed and expand my happiness, but I have only accepted 1 of those two things. I get rid of people too easily, I don’t share well, and I need to stop that. 

To wrap it up, you are dead on. I need to enjoy life more. I need to allow myself to enjoy life more. My life is like a child with immunosuppression, I need to burst the bubble, expose myself a bit, maybe even get sick, and be able to look back and say I did something useful AND fun with the one life I have been given.

Jul 24, 2012

furball:

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doctordachs reblogged your photo: Good morning my wee little furballs :3 Just saw…

See, this guy is classy. He greets his followers, and is all around a great dude

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hahha but no really, thank you for the kind words <3

You have no idea how much it means to me right now.

Always :). I like the way you run things

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Hippie Hollow

Next week I am going out.

I have pussied around too long. I need to go do this. The park is BEAUTIFUL, as is typical of lake Travis. I think I need to shave a bit…getting too poofy for the public I am sure. I think this will be good for me. I tried the nude superbowl party, but the group was far too old. I was the youngest by at least 25 years. I need either some balance, or to be alone when doing it. I love being nude, but I am so shy around others when they are, with a few exceptions. I remember last summer not being awkward, I remember before the idiotic choice I made with a idiot music major things were great. Stripping down, having some fun, being all weird and bashful. I have experienced the sex side, and the very real no sex side. The no sex side might just be more enjoyable, and lasts longer ;).

So I am going out. I am planning a little “me day”. Mom is in Florida for 8 days, dad is working, and Marissa will be too. Gonna leave early, buy some sunscreen (everyone knows my bare ass needs it), buy some food that won’t need refrigerated, pick up the next book in my guilty pleasure series, pack my phone charger, and hit the road. 

I plan on spending most of the day there. I want to spend at least 6 hours nude (awake lol). If I get too hot, I jump in the water, pretty sure I won’t get too cold.

I am going to read, listen to music, and swim about, no clingy shorts, no need to sweat in the heat. I am actually excited. Maybe I’ll even meet people.

Jul 20, 2012
Jul 19, 201212 notes
TF2

So I had a little fun with TF2 tonight. Had not been on in months, was welcomed back extremely warmly. All these people so happy to see me and talk to me…weird.

I got on TF2, it was a control point map, 5gorge. The whole point is to capture 5 points and hold them. It started out simply enough, I raced to the neutral “c” point, got a cap, and moved on. Things were going well, the teams had been balanced, and it was anybody’s game. THe previous few rounds involved back and forth wins and losses, which is kinda neat.

Anyways, after the cap, things slowed down. The last point, as one would assume, is akin to diving into a hornet’s nest, hoping you can throw enough fingers in there to grasp some…hornet prize? Anyways. I tried everything. I sabotaged as a spy, sorta worked. I muscled through as a heavy, sorta worked. We didnt give them an inch, and they returned in kind. After, get this, 2.5 hours of trying to cap one spot, I had had enough. It was time to try something new. 

There was this guy on the other team, a sniper, that had over 5000 kills with his weapon of choice, I decided he needed to go. I picked a sniper, which I never use, and gently creeped along, making sure one of my less conscientious team members would divert his gaze. Sure enough, the established worst player on our team bumbles past me, I see the sniper follow him with his scope, I charge mine to full, and pop his fuckin head. As soon as he went down, the tide changed, I then shot the dispenser keeping the engineer pile-up alive, and the sentries were shut down quickly by our up to that point useless spies. With 2 bullets I turned the tide of the game. 2 shots ended a 2.5 hour long ordeal.

I think I learned a lesson in that. Sometimes a simple approach can yield greater results than a well thought out plan of attack. I need to learn to have fun and take it easy.

Jul 19, 2012
Jul 18, 201220 notes
Happy

What could I do today to be happy?

1. Go see spider man

2. Get a roll

3. Go cash my check

4. Play wow

5. Look at physician jobs

6. Clean out my trunk

7. Water the plants

Jul 18, 2012
Anon

So a few of them have decided that they don’t like my freedom of speech. Ok. They call me names, claiming they are justified in doing so after they critique the way I handle my tumblr.

See the flaw?

This tumblr is my personal rant space. I don’t have any other outlet. I’m not trying to get followers or entertain. This is for me, and if people see it, just know that.

I would never claim my opinions in this.manner in public, that’s why this blog exists. Its my trashcan. It allows me to vent, because I can’t anywhere else.

Jul 18, 2012
I see you go on and on about wanting to be with a lesbian couple to 'help themout'. Are you fucking stupid? If you actually get into a threesome with two women, you aren't in a threesome with two lesbians. You're in it with two BISEXUAL women. Lesbians don't have sexual encounters with men, because lesbians are attracted to women. If they weren't they would be, as stated just now, bisexual. So cut the shit out. You won't ever have sex with a lesbian couple. - from a REAL lesbian.

So straight individuals NEVER have same sex encounters, right?

And thank you, REAL lesbian. Apparently real lesbians are assholes that are so volatile that they can’t take the time to inform, they’d rather just blow up at you for your personal little interests.

Thank God I know other lesbians, because if you were the only one I had contact with, you would have really fucked up my perception. But all I see is an anon bitch :)

Jul 18, 2012
Having skimmed through your blog, I've come to see how much of a close minded fuckhead you are. If you don't like something, you point it out in the harshest way possible instead of being tactful or polite about it. Straight up asshole you are. Fuckers like you are repulsive and should mind their own.

Because my personal business makes me a terrible person. And this response shows a maturity and tolerance that is so beautiful. Whomever wrote this, how about you come of anon? Or would that be too harsh?

Jul 18, 20121 note
Liberals

I like the idea of social responsibility, but the government should never assume it knows better. The obamacare idea is seriously a massive amount of horseshit. All the docs are practically foaming at the mouth about it. What is even scarier is the idea that now the govt can mandate whatever it wants and levy taxes.

Imagine this: you work for a company that DOES provide its employees with insurance. Then Obama.the fucktard, makes a law that requires all businesses to provide insurance. If they don’t, they get taxed. Here’s the funny part: this law is not going to pay for the best insurance, but the basic. If a business is fined an amount less than the amount required to insure its employees, what would they do? People will end up LOSING insurance that already had it.

That’s the liberal agenda. Say you’re everyone’s friend, numb them with bullshit, and smile as you saw their legs out, furthering their dependence on a sick political party.

Jul 18, 2012
Who wants what?

Less RP…I could just go back to steam if I wanted to see that. Seriously. A bowl of milk. I can’t follow this anymore.

Jul 18, 20121 note
RP

This tumblr I follow is being plagued by really shitty RP. If I wanted to see that, I’d go on steam again. Its all little pussies asking to be fucked OVER THE INTERNET. LIKE:

“I’m a Kitty in a basket, give me milk, then let me repay the favor.”

Um, how about you meet people face to face. Every furry I’ve been out with in public is an EMBARASSMENT! Don’t even get me started on the 350lb pansexual…mass…that sank my car down so it scraped on her own driveway. I hate this stupid, inept fandom.

Jul 18, 2012
I tried → gifsound.com
Jul 17, 2012
This may just be a new addiction → gifsound.com
Jul 17, 2012
Play
Jul 17, 20128 notes
Poi

It’s fucking retarded.

Jul 17, 2012
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Jul 17, 20121,350 notes
Girls

Man, it’s happening again. I’m all worried about love.

Why should I? I’m busy, I have things to do, and I don’t need someone to grind me down.

But what if they don’t grind you down, and support you instead?

Sure that sounds nice, but it isn’t going to happen. Women just take and take, a few have given me hope, but then they act out and it shakes away the confidence.

I think I have figured out what I want. I want someone fun. I want someone that pulls my shy and reserved self out of wherever and encourages me to have fun. I want someone that can make ME laugh, and knows how to brighten up my day.

I want someone that can turn even the mundane exciting and humerous. Simple things, surprises. I want someone to work as hard to please me as I do them. Such a rare find.

Good part is, with my aspirations, I would make enough to allow the person in my life to pursue their passions without fear.

My spouse could pursue any passion, any dream.

Jul 16, 2012
Jul 16, 2012
Patients

Interesting: miscarriage that wouldn’t pass, harboring a septic abortion

Tragic: 57 year old man, cardiac arrest, criminal negligence suspected. Pronounced dead within 5 minutes of arrival to ED

Bullshit: 67 y/o woman presents to ED c/o dyspnea onset 2 weeks ago. Denies any pertinent MHx pertaining to pulmonary aspects. The woman ended up having severe pleural effusions, congestive heart failure, and rales to the bases bilateral lungs. The whole situation was very suspicious. My bets are that she was being neglected.

Jul 16, 2012
Jul 16, 2012
Tired

Can’t sleep, I hate my company too much. I love the work, but the unnecessary company bitching is getting old. My last day is going to be hilarious.

Jul 15, 2012
ER

I will never go into EM. The patients are OK, but I hate shift work. EM docs are glorified family practitioners. I want either an 8-5, or longer calls on fewer days. Private practice or being a lab doc might suit me better.

What’s getting to me is how easy being an EM doc is when you have a scribe. You do next to nothing. You evaluate the pt, do the PEx, order labs and Rad, re-eval, and then sign the Rx. So easy.

Jul 14, 2012
Work

I have a 40 hour work week, only.working 4 shifts. I think this week I’m going to see a few movies that I’m positive no one else would want to see with me.

Tomorrows shift will be great, Mondays Meg, Friday will be a bear, Saturday will be a nice way to end.

Jul 14, 2012
Jul 14, 201214 notes

Damn I miss Katlyn. I miss how she cared about me

Jul 13, 2012

I just need to fuck or please something

Jul 13, 2012
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